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| Monday, March 20th, 2006 | | 3.20.06 - 11.16pm |
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| Thursday, March 9th, 2006 | | 3.9.06 - 10.41pm |
PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT THE MESSANGER!!!
Now that thats said, mi parental units got an e-mail that I thought was hillarious, so I decided to share it all with you. LATEST NEWS FROM EMERGENCY MANAGEMENTHURRICANE EVACUATION PLAN FOR NEW ORLEANSThis is the latest evacuation plan from our government officials, as it applies to future hurricane seasons EVACUATION PLAN: Cajuns and Yats use I-10 West to Lafayette Rednecks use I-59 North to Mississippi Republicans fly Continental to Washington D.C. Yankees and Democrats use La. 1 to Grand Isle Jefferson Parish residents use the Causeway to their brother-in-law’s house in Mandeville African-Americans use Lee Circle Current Mood: tired |
| Sunday, March 5th, 2006 | | 3.5.06 - 8.33pm |
OMG!!!!
Alight, the inhumanity people. I was at the mall today doing my tri-yearly shopping (I got my Prom dress, it's soooo pretty) When I, like any other Anime fan, spotted SunCoast. Pretty normal right? THEY'RE SHUTTING THE ONE IN VISTA RIDGE MALL DOWN BECAUSE THE COMPANY GOT TOO LARGE. Doesn't that sound rediculous? Honestly, who shuts a very successful and profitable store down because it got a little bigger than planned? Does anyone remember if the store was ever just empty for large periods of time? I don't. On a lighter note, they are selling everything in the store (including furniture) they don't have any Manga left, but they are selling DVDs at a very resonable 30% off. Oh, and clothing. And candy. and everything in the store. I'll shut up now. Current Mood: artistic |
| 3.5.06 - 6.44pm |
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| 3.5.06 - 10.57am |
Retook one little quizzy... And it doesn't seem like you are going to move anywhere Nick. Although, watching Chris stagger around on deck like a drunk man would be funny. |
| Saturday, March 4th, 2006 | | 3.4.06 - 10.31pm |
ATTACK OF THE REMI TRIPLETS!!!! Michelle: Yes a chance to prove myself without my siblings!Allyson and Thom: HIYA! Michi: Damn.Ally: So there was this really hot sale at CHANEL in Paris, and mum went absolutly psycho when she saw it, there was also this really cute guy outside who only spoke french, but anyway, he bought me this Nutella crepe and it was so good, I tried to sneak off with his to see, like the city and such but mum spotted me and then one of the stored on our Rue had a broken store sign and he asked me to fix it, because you know, I fixed his computer too, although I had no idea how I fixed it, but I fixed the store sign and then the Japanese Ambassador's kitties got into thier Koi pond again and you could hear the yelling all the way down the block, and daddy got home late again, but that was okay since he brough lots of stuff, like kimonos and even some huge bars of german chocolate, which we devoured immediatly, and he sent some stuff for you Michi, and so...Michi: PLEASE SHUT-UP ALLY!Ally: Well, thats a nice greeting for your sister.Thom: I like cheese.Ally and Michi: Thats nice Thom. Thom: Is it? I thought I should have gone a bit more dramatic.Ally: Oh, and Thom now has a tail.Michi: Really? At least his transformating suits him.Thom: But it gets really ichy.Michi: TMI Thom.Ally: Oh, mum sent more jeans and t-shirts for you.Michi: Yea, and a couple of dresses too, right?Ally: Yup, theres still hope for you.Michi: ...hardly.Ally: What?Michi: Nothing.Thom: ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIENISM!Michi: I swear, he's gotten weirder.Ally: Yup, Want some pixie sticks?Michi: Sure.PixieStickFiends Current Mood: crazy |
| Monday, February 27th, 2006 | | 2.27.06 - 11.39pm |
Whee! - If you kiss Rakuril for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
- Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Rakuril every year.
- In Japan, Rakuril can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
- New Zealand was the first place to allow Rakuril to vote!
- Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Rakuril.
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Rakuril.
- In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Rakuril!
- If the annual Australian Rakuril crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
- Rakuril is the largest of Saturn's moons!
- Rakuril is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
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| Friday, February 24th, 2006 | | 2.24.06 - 11.20pm |
The Penguins Are Comming! The Differences Between Kelly 1.0 and Kelly 2.0....
- Kelly 1.0 can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Kelly 1.0.
- The condom - originally made from Kelly 1.0 - was invented in the early 1500s.
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Kelly 1.0 as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- Kelly 1.0 can use only about ten percent of her brain!
- A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Kelly 1.0.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Kelly 1.0!
- Kelly 1.0 was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
- If Kelly 1.0 was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
- If you blow out all the candles on Kelly 1.0 with one breath, your wish will come true!
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Kelly 2.0.
- On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Kelly 2.0!
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Kelly 2.0 has 7.
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Kelly 2.0.
- Kelly 2.0 is the world's smallest mammal.
- 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Kelly 2.0!
- The opposite sides of Kelly 2.0 always add up to seven!
- Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Kelly 2.0!
- The air around Kelly 2.0 is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
- The condom - originally made from Kelly 2.0 - was invented in the early 1500s!
Current Mood: creative |
| Thursday, February 23rd, 2006 | | 2.23.06 - 5.09pm |
Oh... Crap. - Kelly can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on Kelly.
- A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Kelly.
- Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Kelly, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
- Kelly has three eyelids!
- Kelly is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
- Over half of Americans are officially Kelly.
- Kelly can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Kelly.
- It took Kelly 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
So not cool. But hey, at least I'm a musical instrument |
| Tuesday, February 21st, 2006 | | 2.21.06 - 9.50am |
HAPPY FUZZY FEELING FOR THE DAY!
Ok, so I'm sitting here, listing to the news downstairs and guess what comes on! A story about a new baby penguin! If any of you remember the report about a stolen baby penguin around Christmas, thought to be stolen because of the movie March of the Penguins, and he was never recovered. T_T But the parents have just had a new baby! Its soooooo cute! And fuzzy! And trying to make an escape from the British Zookeepers! Squee! -glomp- Did you know that a baby penguin is know as a Jackass Penguin Chick? XD All Hail the Peguins of Madagascar! Hoo-ray! Current Mood: crazy |
| Monday, February 20th, 2006 | | 2.20.06 - 4.32pm |
-cackles like an idiot-
I'm just waiting around for nick to look at MX. That is, if he hasn't already died from a heart attack because he has waited so long... HIYA PEOPLE I'M BAAAAACK! -starts singing RENT- Current Mood: crazy |
| Thursday, February 16th, 2006 | | 2.16.06 - 5.04pm |
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| Thursday, November 10th, 2005 | | 11.10.05 - 10.51pm |
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| Monday, November 7th, 2005 | | 11.7.05 - 6.15pm |
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| Tuesday, October 18th, 2005 | | 10.18.05 - 9.29pm |
Whee!
I got bored so instead of cussing people out I decided to get a song that is near and dear to my heart... BOHEIMIAN RHAPSODY! Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see, I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters Too late, my time has come Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama, ooh, I don't want to die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me (Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come, easy go, will you let me go Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let me go.) Will not let you go (Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah No, no, no, no, no, no, no. (Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye So you think you can love me and leave me to die Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here Nothing really matters, Anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me Any way the wind blows SQUEE! And tomorrow's my 18th birthday! Yay! Current Mood: exhausted |
| Sunday, September 4th, 2005 | | 9.4.05 - 2.13am |
Back. | Your Daddy Is Darth Vader |
 What You Call Him: Papito Why You Love Him: He's the Mack Daddy |
Wow... I never knew my dad was Darth Vader... just... wow... thats scary... Current Mood: nostalgic |
| Sunday, July 31st, 2005 | | 7.31.05 - 2.22pm |
NICK DAY! YOU ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO POST RANDOMLY ON MY LJ!!!!! And if you knew anything, you would know, I was gone for three weeks, then I had band camp last week. And we definatly need to track down Josh, and drag ted back. Current Mood: weird |
| Thursday, June 23rd, 2005 | | 6.23.05 - 1.17am |
QUIZ TIME!!!!!  | You scored as Cinderella. Your alter ego is Cinderella! You often find yourself doing a lot of housework, but if you are patient, your hard work usually pays off. You are prone to losing things, so dont rush through everything.
Cinderella | | 88% | Sleeping Beauty | | 63% | Peter Pan | | 63% | Donald Duck | | 38% | The Beast | | 38% | Cruella De Ville | | 31% | Pinocchio | | 31% | Goofy | | 19% | Ariel | | 19% | Snow White | | 6% | </td>
Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego? created with QuizFarm.com |
Who would've known? Current Mood: quixotic |
| Tuesday, June 21st, 2005 | | 6.21.05 - 10.05pm |
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| Wednesday, June 15th, 2005 | | 6.15.05 - 10.42pm |
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Alrighty then! My interesting news for the day! You know how most people get mauled by big dogs... like Rotweillers? I got mauled by... A weiner dog. I may be a genius, but bart really hates me. Evil, manically depressed, bipolar, skitsophrenic weiner dog. This is mildly depressing and everyone I told this to laughed at me. Current Mood: I'm hunting Weiner Dogs... |
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