rakuril ([info]rakuril) wrote,
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PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT THE MESSANGER!!!

Now that thats said, mi parental units got an e-mail that I thought was hillarious, so I decided to share it all with you.


LATEST NEWS FROM EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT

HURRICANE EVACUATION PLAN FOR NEW ORLEANS

This is the latest evacuation plan from our government officials, as it applies to future hurricane seasons




EVACUATION PLAN:

Cajuns and Yats use I-10 West to Lafayette
Rednecks use I-59 North to Mississippi
Republicans fly Continental to Washington D.C.
Yankees and Democrats use La. 1 to Grand Isle
Jefferson Parish residents use the Causeway to their brother-in-law’s house in Mandeville
African-Americans use Lee Circle

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